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(no subject) [Feb. 2nd, 2005|08:55 am]
Get Back JoJo
[mood |amusedamused]

Damn Funny, especially #18
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Pretty Damn Funny...who leaves their baby? [Jan. 25th, 2005|07:23 pm]
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[mood |gigglygiggly]

You Won't Believe What Is Left in Cabs!
We are busy and distracted people. Here's the proof: An estimated 11,300 laptop
computers, 31,400 handheld computers, and 200,000 mobile telephones have been
left in taxis around the world during the last six months, reports Reuters of a
survey of 1,000 taxi drivers in nine cities around the globe.


Leaving behind a laptop or cell phone is one thing, but forgetting to take your
baby or your artificial limb is quite another. Taxi drivers reported they also
found these items left behind by preoccupied passengers: a baby (fortunately,
there was only one), a harp, 37 milk bottles, dentures, and artificial limbs.

The survey by security software company Pointsec showed that passengers lost
three times the number of handheld computers in the second half of 2004 than in
2001. Reuters notes that most of the items were returned to their owners,
including four out of five mobile phones and 19 out of every 20 computers. One
also assumes the baby made it home.

Here's an even bigger threat to your cell phone: theft. Just ask the recent
victim who reported being billed $14,000 for calls made by the person who stole
his daughter's cell phone.

No. 1 item left in taxis by city:
Laptop computers: London
Cell phones: Copenhagen
Handheld computers: Chicago
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I'm not [Jan. 19th, 2005|01:19 pm]
Get Back JoJo
[mood |blankblank]

I am not exactly sure what to say. I am not exactly sure how I feel.

Everything is rolling forward
I am slowing sinking lower
running and trying
all is plotted
none for prying
slowly sinking
eyes blinking
disbelief
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(no subject) [Jan. 19th, 2005|11:15 am]
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AND THEN THE DAY GOES TO SHIT!
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Borrowed from Ali [Jan. 6th, 2005|08:19 pm]
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[mood |bouncybouncy]
[music |Wouldn't you like to know!]

1. Put your playlist on random.
2. Pick your favorite lines from the first 25 songs that play.
3. Post and let people guess what song the lines come from.
4. Cross out the songs when someone guesses correctly. No Googling.



1. As soon as you’re born, you start dying, so you might as well have a good time.


2. Last week I had the strangest dream, where everything was exactly how it seemed,
where there was never any mystery on who shot John F. Kennedy.
It was just a man with something to prove, slightly bored and severely confused.

3. Gold teeth and a curse for this town were all in my mouth,
only, I don’t know how they got out, dear.
Turn me back into the pet that I was when we met.
I was happier then with no mind-set.

4. even rode my motorcycle in the rain
and you told me not to drive, but I made it home alive
you said that only proved that I'm insane.

5. I was feeling insecure
you might not love me anymore
I was shivering inside.

6. The dirty pictures, religious objects
these are my private things
come and get them out of here.

7. I tried my best to leave this all on your machine
but the persistent beat it sounded thin upon listening
That frankly will not fly
you will hear the shrillest highs and lowest lows
with the windows down when this is guiding you home.

8. And if you think I'm worth it.
And you think its not too late.
we might start falling
if we don't try too hard
we might start falling in love.

9. all my senses warn me, your clever eyes,
could easily disguise, some backwards purpose
its enough to make me nervous.

10. JoJo was a man who thought he was a loner
but he knew it wouldn't last
JoJo left his home in Tuscon Arizona
Bought some California grass.

11. Loiter the whole day through
and lose yourself in lines dissecting love.

12. Isn't this fun
Isn't this what life's all about
Isn't this a dream come true
Isn't this a nightmare too.

13. Its been a year or two since I was out on the floor
Shaking booty, making sweet love all the night.


14. Where have you been hiding out lately honey?
You can dress trashy 'til you spend a lot of money.

15. You'll change your mind come Monday
and turn your back on me.


16. Walk the cramps off, go meander in the cold.

17. If you took all the girls I knew when I was single
brought'em all together for one night
I know they'd never match my sweet imagination
everything looks better in black and white

18. You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one.

19. Three thousand miles north east
I left all my friends at the morning bus stop shaking their heads
"What kind of life you dream of? You're allergic to love."

20. Hey, I've got nothing to do today but smile.

21. Christ you know it ain't easy
You know how hard it can be
The way things are going
They're gonna crucify me.

22. When I call you up, you're lines engaged
I've had enough, so act your age.

23. Are you filled with air, swallowed oxygen
that makes you float up? Is it dropsy?
Will your lungs swell? Its depressing me
to see you struggle


24. Don't you feed me lines about some idealistic future
your heart won't heal right if you keep tearing out the sutures.

25. I want so badly to believe that "there is truth, that love is real"
And I want life in every word to the extent that its absurd.
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The best thing ever!!! [Dec. 16th, 2004|04:33 pm]
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When I call you up your line’s engaged.
I have had enough, so act your age,
We have lost the time that was so hard to find,
And I will lose my mind,
If you won’t see me, you won’t see me.
I don’t know why you should want to hide,
But I can’t get through my hands are tied,
I won’t want to stay I don’t have much to say,
But I can turn away.
And you won’t see me, you won’t see me.
Time after time you refuse to even listen,
I wouldn’t mind if I knew what I was missing.
Though the days are few they’re filled with tears,
And since I lost you it feels like years,
Yes it seems so long girl since you’ve been gone,
I just can’t go on,
If you won’t see me, you won’t see me.
Time after time you refuse to even listen,
I wouldn’t mind if I knew what I was missing.
Though the days are few they’re filled with tears,
And since I lost you it feels like years,
Yes it seems so long girl since you’ve been gone,
I just can’t go on,
If you won’t see me, you won’t see me.


I’m looking through you, where did you go?
I thought I knew you, what did I know?
You don’t look different, but you have changed,
I’m looking through you, you’re not the same.
Your lips are moving, I cannot hear,
Your voice is soothing but the words aren’t clear.
You don’t sound different, I’ve learnt the game,
I’m looking through you, you’re not the same.
Why, tell me why did you not treat me right?
Love has a nasty habit of disappearing overnight,
You’re thinking of me the same old way,
You were above me, but not today.
The only difference is you’re down there.
I’m looking through you and you’re nowhere.
Why tell me why did you not treat me right?
Love has a nasty habit of disappearing overnight,
I’m looking through you, where did you go?
I thought I knew you, what did I know?
You don’t look different, but you have changed,
I’m looking through you, you’re not the same.
Yeh, I tell you you’ve changed.


Christ! You know it ain’t easy,
You know how hard it can be.
The way things are going,
They’re going to crucify me.

Baby you’re a rich man
Baby you’re a rich man
Baby you’re a rich man too
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(no subject) [Dec. 15th, 2004|01:48 pm]
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[mood |bouncybouncy]
[music |Mein Herr]

I am sooo tired. Gotta stop staying up late to finish watching old episodes of Law and Order: Special Victims Unit on USA. I taped the last half of last night's episode so that i could go to bed, and still finish the episode. It was a good one. But not as twisty as the new episode that aired at 10 on NBC last night.

So, one more final to go. I still need to prepare for it, ugh.

How is everyone else?
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(no subject) [Dec. 14th, 2004|12:58 pm]
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I was gonna post about some shit that hase been going on, how I feel, etc...but then stupid LJ has to stop working and in the middle of a long post, decides to make the update page unavailable and delete what I had written.


Eh, fuck it. Just seems to be matching the way the day has been going.

Doesn't LJ always seem to do that whenever you are emotional or really need to write something out?
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(no subject) [Dec. 13th, 2004|09:46 pm]
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[mood |crushedcrushed]

I am sad. I had an amazing dream the other night. So awesome, I was sooo happy. Then I woke up and realized it would never happen.

I hooked up with this guy and we were dating, and I got this feeling of happiness and that I had a boyfriend and was gonna get laid! But then I woke up and knew it was never gonna happen.

NEVER

of course I am okay with it, after all Robert Goren does not exist and the actor is two years younger than my dad.

Ah, well.
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(no subject) [Dec. 13th, 2004|09:22 pm]
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[mood |crazycrazy]

So I have been texting the guy I like, almost all afternoon. It seems to be going well...

I hate that you can never read people. Like you think that you are getting a signal, but still not sure.

Grrr. Boys suck.

Anyway, on a happier, more materialistic note: We have an awesome 42" Plasma TV!!!

I want soooo many things for christmas, but I can never remember to tell anyone.

Love to all.
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